Matty B hates hashtags. This one is for you, babe.
1. We do math for fun.
Little Miss too:
2. Our power went out this morning. No power=no coffee.
No problem. I have a keurig at work. But, as I came to realize, I had no milk or creamer or anything and I’m not a black coffee girl.
#whitetrash #sodelicious #dessertforbreakfast
3. Since my parents abandoned us last week for Hawaii, my mom felt obligated to share her Hello Fresh meals with us.
#falafelarenotawful #hellofresh #afterasixyearboycottieatfalafelagain
4. We found our creek.
5. And because I’ve disgusted Matty B with all these hashtags, here’s a link that he’ll appreciate:
Six common mistakes you make when loading your dishwasher
#washingtonpost #bannedfromdoingdishes #loveyoumattyb