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Five on Friday

1. Have you heard about the Dutch Bros. straw thing?

  
According to the Internet, the straw color they give you is their very own version of hot or not.

Supposedly, a pink straw means you’re cute, a yellow straw means you’re “so-so” and green? 

Green means you’re ugly. Straight up ugly. I didn’t let it ruin my day, but I did send this text to two of my student workers:

  
They think I deserve a pink straw. Phew.

2. I went to the grocery store hungry, but for whatever reason could decide on nothing except an avocado.  

 
  
It promptly turned into this:

  
And all was right with the world.

3. J Man has been writing birthday thank you notes:

  
Thanks for the shrit, Unk C.

4. What a stud.

  
 5. What a relief:

  
Cause sometimes I wonder…

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