1. Have you heard about the Dutch Bros. straw thing?
Supposedly, a pink straw means you’re cute, a yellow straw means you’re “so-so” and green?
Green means you’re ugly. Straight up ugly. I didn’t let it ruin my day, but I did send this text to two of my student workers:
2. I went to the grocery store hungry, but for whatever reason could decide on nothing except an avocado.
3. J Man has been writing birthday thank you notes:
4. What a stud.