I’m just going to leave this here:
I swear, when I picked him up from his first day of first grade, it looked like he had hair on his legs. Manly hair. Between 8 am and noon today, he grew man hair on his legs.
I need to make myself a hair color appointment. I’m thinking of going blonde. Maybe that will hide the excessive grey hair situation I’ve got going on. And maybe I could get some extra blonde dye for this dude’s legs because I don’t have the emotional skillset to handle man legs.