I’ve made it pretty clear that I’m not on the front line of the trendsetters. This is partially due to the fact that raising children is exhausting and somewhat time consuming. Trend-following is not high on my list of priorities. Also, conversations with 6 year-olds tend to be frustrating.
J Man: (in reference to a deer shaped stencil) “Is that a deer or a buck?”
Matty B: “Well, a buck is a boy deer. A doe is a girl deer.”
J Man: “So, is that a deer or a buck?”
Matty B: “A buck is a deer, but I don’t know if it’s a buck or a doe because I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.”
J Man: (obviously irritated) “Well, I guess it’s just a deer!”
So…trends. The word on the street is that fringe is trendy in fashion. I should have known this because Aunt B has a fringed bag and she’s always at the peak of trendy. I, on the other hand, have a brown canvas shoulder bag full of sunscreen, fruit snacks, and deer (buck? doe?) stencils.
Cronuts are trendy. You can get in line in NYC at 4:30 am for the chance to get one. Or you can pay $2469 to have them shipped to you.
Or you can be a cheater and get one of those cans of croissant dough that pop when you poke them.
I used this recipe but the instructions are easy enough to remember.
1. Buy a can of dough.
2. Pop it.
3. Fold the dough over three times.
4. Cut into doughnut shapes.
5. Fry in hot oil.
6. Mix powdered sugar with milk to make a glaze and then drizzle drizzle.
Note: according to the inventors of the internet, Cronuts have been around since 2013. I’m so behind.
Also, I have nothing fringe.
But these are delicious and super fast and luckily, provide ample time to answer questions regarding deer.