Sometimes you should skip work. Tell your boss I said it’s ok. Unless you’re part of my team. Then no skipping work.
I skipped work today. It was everything I thought it could be. You have to be strategic, however, about skip days.
No being too lazy. Then you don’t feel good about yourself.
But no being too productive. Then you might as well have gone to work. Don’t waste it.
Here’s my recipe for a perfect skip day:
Run outside in the sunshine.
Hang out with people you love.
Eat a breakfast that is 2/3 unhealthy, 1/3 healthy. See my water? That’s the healthy part. Besides, did you not see that I ran? I totally deserve that French pastry which is certain to have been made with Earth Balance.
Stop lying to yourself, Holley.
Do something nice for yourself.
Buy stuff you don’t need. Don’t tell your husband who says you spend too much on groceries.
Drink more coffee.
Don’t be sorry.
Don’t cook dinner. But eat dinner.
Also, don’t buy dinner. Thanks mom and dad!
As all good skip days should end- with cookies.
Recipe tomorrow- happy Valentine’s Eve!