I’m not exactly sure which generational group I fit into. Am I Generation X or Y?
Here’s what I do know: Like every stereotype cast on people of my age, I like things “super”.
Not to be confused with “super sized” (I’m nothing if not a McDonald’s hater)…
And maybe it’s because I try to be all things to all people, but if I see a product that claims to be “super” and/or make ME super, well, sign me up!
I even like my men “super”…
Note: this was taken 7.5 seconds after Matty B woke up and he might’ve been slightly confused as to what was going on.
The word on the street is that goji berries are a “superfood”.
According to the authority of the world, WebMD, goji berries benefit in mental well-being and calmness, athletic performance, happiness, quality of sleep, and feelings of good health.
I need all of these things. All of ’em.
I cooked them with my oatmeal and added some bananas, almond butter and hemp hearts.
I like goji berries. They taste kinda like raisins.
Matty B took one look at my breakfast and said, “You eat such weird food.”
What does he know? Super Man doesn’t need goji berries. He already has mental well-being and calmness, athletic performance, happiness, quality of sleep, and feelings of good health.
The rest of us average people need some help.